if mcfly’s above the noise tour was in 2011, that means i’ve been wearing this same tour shirt to bed for the past seven years and that means
i should buy some fucking pyjamas
my mom, taking off the shoes of my forces of destiny dolls: they need to nap it’s nap time
my mom, putting a blaster in my leia doll’s hand: women always need to be alert even when they’re sleeping
my mom, putting my classic lando figure next to my new solo one: they’re both wonderful you shouldn’t separate them
me: i’m not sure about this outfit
friend: you look fine let’s just go!!
me:
not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things
i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol
britney’s canon sexuality
I hear this really gentle tapping noise, so I look over and
why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park
Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all
They feel just as intensely as we do
Well maybe they should get bigger bodies
They do. It takes several years.
Several years??? Typical millennial laziness
rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now
people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy